May 2013
27 posts
ticklishbutts:
theladyofpie:
ticklishbutts:
the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
whateverhumans:
rootbeef:
gangstamickey:
being hot but also feeling like you need something over your legs
being hot but also being unable to sleep without a blanket
being hot
thebatteur:
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
Watchsummits:
awesomephilia:
Wait for it… [0:04]
This was 1000x funnier than I thought it’d be.
masturbuddy:
ridin dick like
fuckin yo bitch like
sweetguts:
almost 15 years after its original explosion of popularity, pokemon’s fanbase rejoices over news you can now walk diagonally in the newest game
ticklishbutts:
theladyofpie:
ticklishbutts:
the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
sylvanburningcenter:
seaking:
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seaking:
when i was
a young boy
my father
took me into the citayy
to seee a marching band
he said
listen here u lil shit
“You’re depressed because you don’t have God in your life”
April 2013
58 posts
Have u ever woken up one day and asked yourself why is it so FUCKING COLD. It’s like frosties nipples out here.
GOT INTO UC DAVIS!
foreverbitten:
COMMUNITY COLLEGE PAID OFF! TIME TO CELEBRATE :)
